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Bitcoin Dealer

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A silly song about a man in a trench coat who comes to town and sells bad cryptocurrency to children, putting their parents in severe debt.

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He's drowning mules in the mule tank
He's selling bitcoin to your kids
Medical bills down to your toes
Selling high and buying low
Giving your kids a gambling addiction
You've never seen such a devilish affliction
Tried therapy, you even gave him weed
You didn't know its a banker that he needs
And if there was a creeper in the night
Lurk about in his trench coat
You didn't know he was with your little Timmy
Trading a shitcoin for a boat
He's selling to the highest bid
He's selling crypto to your kid
He's got an agent putting out a feeler
And now you're calling him the bitcoin dealer
You're freaking out, lost all of your money
You're putting out an APB
Authorities are never getting nearer
They think you made up the bitcoin dealer
You're not afraid of the naysayers
You know eventually he'll break
You've got a plan to find the criminal
And all the money you will take
He's selling to the highest bid
He's selling crypto to your kid
He's got an agent putting out a feeler
And now you’re calling him the bitcoin dealer
He's drowning mules in the mule tank
He's selling bitcoin to your kids
Hospital bills down to your toes
You're selling high and buying low
Giving your kids a gambling addiction
You've never seen such a devilish affliction
Tried therapy, you even gave him weed
You didn't know its some crypto that he needs
And if there was a creeper in the night
Lurk about in his trench coat
You didn't know he was with your little Timmy
Trading a shitcoin for a boat
He's selling to the highest bid
He's selling crypto to your kid
He's got an agent putting out a feeler
And now you’re calling him the bitcoin dealer
Oh God
Oh man, it’s a fucking tragedy
Oh, it’s a shame
It’s a fucking shame

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released January 21, 2023
Written and performed by Kim Elliot
Produced by Kim Elliot
Engineers: Karl "Bigfoot" Manuel, Shikhar Sehgal
Recorded at Fader Mountain Sound

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